January 2011
Linya ng mga tunay na kaibigan ko.
” Gago, bobo mo naman hindi ganyan ! “
” Tanga ka talaga, sinabi na ngang mali. “
” Bobo ! “
” Tangina naman nito ! “
” Ang kulit mo putaragis ka, pakyu! “
Linya ng mga kaibigan ko.
” Hindi kaya ganyan, ganito. “
” Sabi ko mali, tignan mo. “
” Ayos lang yan. “
” Baliw ka talaga. “
” Wag kang ganyan. “
The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
Hindi porke't lagi ka nyang tinitext ay gusto ka...
Ganito rin ba kayo ?
sheamnessy:
Pumapasok ako ng hindi alam kung meron bang assignment oh wala.
pag dating ko sa classroom,
*YELLS* ANONG ASSIGNMENT ?
tapos ang isasagot nila.
EWAN, SAKIN KA PA NAG TANONG.
Mahirap magtago ng sikreto lalo na kung ang...
When my crush says my name. =))))
Outside:
Inside my head:
